You thought it was over

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You thought it was over?

Location: Kosovo

Date: October 8, 2005

Time: 11:00 P.M.

Night was already upon the small little town of Albyjikstov. The towns folk all starting to snuggle into their homes before the thermometer hits -0. Albertov took his usual evening walk before going to bed. The cool crisp air of Kosovo put him at ease. The sounds of Serbs fighting in the distance soothed his nerves.

"Good evening comrade Aminotov." He nodded to one of his neighbors. After passing the post office he took the only path into the woods that lead to the graveyard. After getting past the dense forest he immediately found the tree he was looking for. Thankfully the shovel was still there. He started to dig. After ten minutes of digging he came to the metal case he had buried. Within the case was a 10lb sphere of military grade plutoniininininuumcontinuum. His only thoughts were:

Damn Americans always leaving the price tag on.

Back in America.....a boy slept.

Next day....

Agent Starsley woke up in a cold sweat. She looked over and noticed that Sean was still laying next to her in his Hazmat suit. He too awoke.

Starsley: Oh my God! Sean I just had the most horrible dream. I dreamt that the articles on Noam's website weren't being posted anymore! And then I saw the tree burning! And the women and children screaming for their lives.

Sean: What are you talking about?

Starsley: The Ice cream man......dead.

Sean: Its 3 A.M. in the morning!

Starsley: Petco.....burned-well I don't care much about that anyway so it ok.

Sean:Why am I wearing a Hazmat suit?

After some time the two got up and started their day....at 3. A.M. in the morning. Somewhere......Noam slept...Sean made Crystal eggs still contemplating how the Hazmat suit was put onto him.

Crystal: Its because you have an evil inside of you that you cannot control.

Sean: Well don't we all? I mean if just for once we looked into ourselves and asked why fight? Why the hate? Why can't we live in peace?

*piano plays for moral mood*

Crystal: *thud* I meant an evil symbiote bent on consuming your DNA to make you it's slave.

Sean(dropping the pan): AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE TALKING ABOUT!?!? GET IT OUT OF ME!

Crystal: We.........can't.

Sean: Ya know what .........I'm going out to eat. Screw eggs.

And with that Sean left the adobe 1.4v. As Sean walked the cold streets of Sunnyvale he began to cry as little boys do.......panzy.

Sean: SHUT UP NOAM!

Schizoid.

Sean: I said Shut up!

As he walked along something rustled in the bushes.

Sean: Something's rustling in the bushes!

As Sean approached the bushes a man jumped out and grabbed Sean. Then three other men held. him.

Man#1: Vell Vell Vell. Vhat do ve have ear? American?

Sean: I wasn't aware that I ever left.

*SMACK*

Man#1: You Americans zink zat you are so funny. You and you're baseball.

Sean:Bitch that hurt! what is going on. Who the fuck are you!?

Man#1: I am a Serbian from Kosovo. My name es Albertov. I know zat within you you have ze power that no other men could have a strength beyond anyzing.

Sean: What the hell do you want with me!

Man#1: YOU WILL MAKE US A UNIFIED SERBIA. ALL OTHER RACES WILL BOW BEFORE US!

With that the man unzipped the Hazmat suit revealing Sean's Torso. (ladies now's your time to gawk). As Sean struggled the Albertov pulled from his jacket the 10lb sphere of......the element. I am not going to type that again. He put it to Sean flesh and his fleshed absorbed it. Sean let out a painful yell. The men then dropped Sean who curled up in a weakened state.

Albertov: Ve have saying in Kosovo. "Ajkikisbi Vlchunya kommunisitov"

Sean(gasping for air): What does that mean?

Albertov: Get a translator. HAHAHA.

The men walked off leaving Sean to die....er.....something.

Chapter 2

Tech Nerd #1: Starsley we have a situation.

Starsley: I can't find Sean.

Tech Nerd #1: Vladimir Putin is invading Eastern Europe. We are at war!

Starsley: I need my Sean.

Tech Manager: We can't wait on you Starsley we're sending in Rick to do the job. I am sorry Starsley you're fired.

Vin Diesel: I'll take care of them......I played PS2 once and beat Psi Ops so I know what I'm doing.

Starsley walked home wondering what had happened to Sean knowing that it could not possibly be the Swedish again for they were dead.

Samuel L. Jackson: OK VIN DIESEL I KNOW THESE GUYS DESERVE TO DIE AND I THINK THEY SHOULD BURN IN HELL! BUT WE ARE DROPPING YOU OVER IN A HOT LZ.

Vin: Just let me jump out of the Helicopter. I'll take care of the rest.

Samuel L. Jackson: Not without this...

Samuel L. Jackson gives Vin diesel a gun.

After Vin Diesel jumps out of the Helicopter the Helicopter explodes. Vin Diesel lands in the cold hard terrain of Eastern Europe. All Vin Diesel sees are burned down houses and the sounds of war in the distance. Vin....is alert.

As he walks through the bombed out town something in the lake behind him crawls out of it. Vin with his animal like instincts turns around and sees in front of him for the first time ever.......a Symbiote.

" HAHA VINNY LETS PLAY!"

With that the Symbiote stabbed Vinny in the stomach with one of his razor sharp tendrils.

"UGH!.....I thought.......you guys only existed in Spider man."

YA Know Vin thats what they all say.......until they get killed. NOW WHERE'S STARSLEY?

"Why should I tell you?AHHHHH!" Vin Diesel is stabbed again with another tendril.

"She's back in the states. Why are you hear?"

"Plot Device vinny. See this whole Kosovo set up and the plutonini......plutonin....Pluto-"

"plutoniininininuumcontinuum?"

"SHUT UP! This whole thing was a set up so I could consume your flesh. Oh don't believe me ask the writer! HAHAHAHAHA I LOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE BRAINS! NOW WHERE'S STARSLEY! Oh Why don't I get it out of your head! LIKE SO!"

With that Poison ripped open the skull of Vin Diesel and tore out his brain. He ravenously ate it with that permanent grin on his face.

"NOW TIME TO FIND MOMMY! HAHAHAHAHA!"

To be continued.......

Poison: In our episode this evening we showed you the gruesome scene of a man being eaten.

Vin Diesel: are your kids eating the brains of other people?

Poison: Sit down and talk with your kids about cannibalism.

Vin Diesel: Teach them......they can learn a lot.

Poison: AND VOTE NOOOOO ON PROP 47!