Paper Cell 2
Previously on Paper Cell........
As Crystal leaves something emerges from the pool. A burned, bee stung, mangled corpse. Noam has returned.
Sean turns around: Right-o
Noam: I AM A ROBOT!
Sean: well I'm not gonna use the British accent anymore. Anyways who are you? I think I've seen you before. You ok you look mangled and sore. There are lots of bees around you too.
Noam grabs Sean by the throat.
Noam: Listen up Seanny boy, you're girlfriend....Agent Starsley blew up the bank and all my hopes for world domination. You escaped in the process and I was left to die in fire and bees. Now since Starsely isn't here you are going to help my wreck of a body and get me to a hospital.
Sean: Why? You're evi-
Noam opens his hand and twelve bees come out and sting him in
the face.
Sean:AHHHHHHHhhh! Ow!
Noam:These are African Killer Bees......Wu-tang....is what I like to call them and now you have to cooperate. You have 2 hours to live before the poison disintegrates your brain and I am the only who is immune and the only one with the anti-dote. Now take me to the hospital.
Sean fearfully drives Noam to the hospital and Noam takes careful note of the Cops and the radio news.
Shhhhhhhhhzttt "Today on NPR.....Bionics and cybernetic beings could this bee the start of a new future for all of us?"
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhzzzzzt "Traffic looks very bad today joe but on westbound highway 85 there is little or no traffic to car accidents on foothill express way and half of the police station is preoccupied with the traffic flow."
Noam: Good I won't have any trouble.....Seany boy if you miss this exit you will die.
Sean takes the exit to the hospital. They immediately park in the emergency drive in where docotrs and paramedics rush Noam's body to the ER.
Doctor#1: Whats his blood pressure at?
Doctor#2: Its a normal state oddly enough considering how much blood he has lost.
Doctor #3: Ok I am going to need 10 cc of post amino pangalion hpyoderisma. and 3 cc of adrenaline.
Doctor #2: Do you concur Doctor Connors?
Doctor #1: I concur.
They rush Noam's body to the ER and start to place the metal and porsthetic skin to his face and body.
Surgeon#1: We can save him........we have the technology..we can make him stronger .....faster.....and-
Surgeon#2: John shut up and get me the scalpel.
Surgeon assistant:Brain waves are good.....sir.....it appears he is getting better. OMG. His skin is growing back....over the metal.
Noam grabs the surgeon and lifts him by his throat. The bees meld and become his new skin.
Surgeon#1:*gasps for air*
Surgeon#2: O MY GOD! O MY GOD!
Noam:(skin forms over the metal to make him something more than human) hehe I'm baaaaaaaaccccck.
Noam snaps the surgeon's neck and comes after the other surgeon. The surgeon runs for his life and screams but it is too late Noam drags him by his feet back into the room where blows air and 100,000 Bees swarm and consume the flesh of the srugeon. The only thing they leave in their wake is honey and poison. Noam walks out of the hospital casually as the Bees consume everyone in the hospital.
Noam turns around to see the hospital collapse in on itself and explode. Sean is on the ground weakened by the poison that is slowly killing his brain.
Noam: Agent Starsley you may have killed Noam Litman....a mere mortal but I am no mortal not anymore.......call me.......Biohazard.
Noam picks up Sean and looks him straight in the eye.
Noam:I promised you an antidote for the Wu-tang sickness. You have done well. You only have 2 minutes left. I'll give you the antidote but first you have to find it in the rubble of the hospital muahahahaha. 2 minutes....tick tock tick tock. Sean looks at him dumbstruck in the back of his mind he knows he is doomed.
Meanwhile.
Starsley comes home to find an empty house.
Starsley:Sean? Sean? Godammit Sean don't do this not after the Sweden incident.
Starsley looks around but she cannot find sean. The only thing she finds is a living room with the floors soaked in blood and bees. No sean. Bees and blood.
Starsley: O my God.......
Agent Starsley runs down into the basement. She pushes several key spots on the furnace and she is immediately elevatored to a sub level. This is the heart and headquarters of Echelon 50000000000000000
Agent Starsley runs down and grabs her gear.
Tech nerd #1: STARSLEY DI you see the news!
Starsley:Not now I have to save my sean. I think Noam is back.
Tech Nerd #1: I know.....
Starsley: How could you know?
Tech Nerd#1: watch the news.
The tech nerd turns on the TV.
CNN news anchorman: This just in a terrible incident has occurred in California. A man covered in what appears to be wax is walking down main street but what is incredible is that African Killer Bees are following him killing everyone in their wake. The army and SWAt have been deployed.
Starsley: How could this happen? I KILLED HIM! Where is my car? Get me my equipment.
Tech Nerd#1 Right away Starsley.
Starsley is fitted with a blakc skin tight thermal suit. Her standard pink Care Bear backpack is strapped onto her along with the equipment to do a Halo jump. Starsley gets on the B-52 bomber and waits in the cargo hold. She looks out the window going over in her mind how Noam could have lived. She wasn't prepared for this. No one at nature camp nor at Echelon crfats and arts taught you how to deal with people who came back from the dead. The army officer came in
Army Officer:Agent Starsley! We're over the target site! Get redy. Stand up! HOOK UP!IN THE NAME OF KANE!
And with that he opened the cargo hold door and Starsley jumped out.
at
900 feet she opened chute and landed at the end of the main street. She
unbuckled the parachute. She could see Noam in the distance and a swarm of bees
behind him. A huge menacing cloud that every so often formed a big W in the sky.
Noam: So we meet again Starsley. I hope you slept well tonite because NOW you die!O but there is no Iron Skillet this time. Its just you and me and my bees.
Starsley:Where is Sean?
Noam:He is dead...
Starsley:I don't believe you.
Noam snaps his fingers and the bees lay before Starsley the corpse of Sean.
Noam: he gave me my life back for his.
Starsley: SHUT UP! ILL KILL YOU!
Noam: Death is inevitable.......for mortals but I am no mortal.
Starsley: I hate you Noam........Die.
Noam: hahahaha the name isn't Noam anymore........call me...BIOHAZARD!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
With that Noam was launched into the air by the bees and swung at Starsley with his waxy fists. Starsley jumped out of the way and hit him in his gut. There was a loud ping and Starsley yelled out in pain. Starsley regained her composure and said.
Starsely: What are you?
Biohazard: I made some modifications to myself. I have plating under my skin which is made from the wax of bees. Enough talk!
Biohazard lunged at Starsely. The bees closed around them making a thick wall of deadly poisonous stingers. Starsely blocked Biohazard's blow and kicked him and back flipped away from him. she pulled out her care Bear backpack a rappel gun.
Starsley: GET OVER HERE!
She shot the gun and the hooks dug into Biohazard's skin and yanked him towards her. He tried to block what was coming next but there was no hope. In all of 2 seconds he was hit 1012234 times for a 300000 point Combo. Biohazard was stunned.
Voice: FINISH HIM!
Starsely: YOUR SOUL IS MINE!
With that she gave noam the Jazz hands but nothing happened. She tried again and bothing happened.
Biohazard: muahahahaha........Don't you realize. I HAVE NO SOUL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Biohazard gave Starsley the Jazz hands in return and the Bees swarmed her and stung her repeatedly. They dropped her body on the ground.
Biohazard: YOU CAN'T BEAT HAHAHA! I AM A GOD! I MADE THIS WEBSITE THIS PAGE. THERE IS NO HERO. ONLY A LEGEND ME! hahahahaha
Starsley tried to focus but the poison that was running throuhg her veins was consuming her.
Biohazard walked over to Starsley.
Biohazard: It doesn't matter anymore Starsley soon the poison will kill you and then I will rule the world. I'm just going to sit here and watch you died.
Starsley looked at the world around her and everything became blurry. Then something happened....she couldn't explain it....An angel wearing jeans came to her.......walked up to her and said.....Dagobah system.........
Starsley: YODA! YODA!
Biohazard: what the hell are you reaching for?
Starsley regained consciousness and hit Biohazard in the face. Biohazard quickly recovered and put Agent Starsley in a death lock.
Biohazard: you can't beat me don't even try.
Starsley: No but fire can......
and she pulled out a lighter from a pocket of her care bear backpack and lit it. She threw it onto Biohazard's skin and he let go of her while he winced in pain.
He backed away gripping his arm. Starsley puled out a spray air mouth freshener and a put it to the lighter.
*spritz* FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
Biohazard was immediately consumed by the flame and his skin melted off revealed his mechanical endoskeleton.
Biohazard: NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Starsley acted quickly and spritzed all around her and all of the Wu-tang burned to death.
Biohazard ran up to Starsley and pummeled her into the ground. As he rose above
her she pried open his chest plate and stuck an orb in what was his mangled
body. She kicekd him off her and rolled away.
He stood up and she stood up.
Starsley: You can't kill every bee........*pushes the button*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The doctors rushed Sean's body to the ER. They gave him the necessary fluids and anitbodies to fight off the massive amounts of poison that was in him. For three hours they fought to keep Sean alive. When Starsley walked into the hospital room where they laid Sean to rest he awoke. There was a lovey dubby scene and blah blah blah. Sean was alive. As Starsley left to go to work glad and happy that Sean was alive and well. Sean felt something different about himself. 2 hours after she left Sean had a severe Seizure and the doctors rushed him once again to the ER. They puth the IV of Adrenaline in him but the bag exploded. Sean grabbed the Doctors and killed them. He looked at his bloodied hands and then at his reflection. A green ooze that moved on its own covered his face. In his head he heard a voice.
Voice: muahahahaha Hello there Seany boy.......you liked that sensation didncha? Don't worry theres more of that soon. You and I are going to go far. I am the seed of Noam. His DNA was in the poison and your blood with the poison created me and gave me life. so I have to fathers. Ok father.......you and together........we make.........
POISON!