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Night of the Squeegy man Part 3 "PLEASE START! PLEASE START!" Shouted Nick as he desperately tried to start the car. Suzanne was in the front passenger seat crying out for someone to save them. The fire burned around them and amidst all this chaos the Squeegy man Squeeged the windows with Lawrence's blood and the soap. Lawrence lay beside the car screaming in agony as the squeegy man would periodically soak up so more blood and soap from Lawrence's stomach. "GOD NOOO AHHHHHHHHHH! THE PAIN! THE SOAP IT STINGS!!!!!!!!!! IT'S IN MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!" Cried out Lawrence in agony. No one could hear his screams except the squeegy man who got annoyed at this and bitch slapped Lawrence with the Squeegy to get him to shut up. The Author was also annoyed at the screaming of Lawrence and wrote that the Squeegy man bitch slapped Lawrence with the squeegy. The squeegy man waxed on and then he waxed off....umm sounds kinda wrong but just go with it. Then after the car had been cleaned the Squeegy man proceeded to get his next victim. he came to the front passenger side and looked at the fear that Suzanne had in her eyes. He opened the door. The alarm went off... a dog barked in the distance. "OMG WE FORGOT TO LOCK THE GODAMN DOORS NOOOOOOOO! SUZANNNE!" Cried Nick but it was too late. The Squeegy Man grabbed Suzanne and she stared in total shock and terror at him. "AND NOW YOU SHALL DIE!" Roared the Squeegy Man and he raised his Squeegy and decapitated Suzanne...all that was left was Suds Bubbles and liquidy soap. Her body fell with a thud and due to game physics her body disappeared so that the computer would not freeze for already so much was going on. A squirrel saw the horrid scene as his tree burned and he threw up and fainted and fell into the fire below. Why I put that there was just for imagery and symbolism and foreshadow. You may proceed to find it on Spark Notes.com and figure it out on your own. NICK SCREAMED IN TERROR! "ahhhhh" O wait....wrong fonts right. Nick screamed in terror,"AHHHHHHHHHHHH SUZANNE NO!!!!!!!!! I LOVED YOU!!!!!!! YOU KILLED THE ONLY WOMEN I LOVE! I WAS GONNA SHOW HER HOW HIGH I COULD OLLY!!! SOMEDAY!" The Squeegy man turned on Nick. Nick was pinned in his own car and he tried to get out. but the buckle was still on. He tried to open the door but the door was locked. The Squeegy man came in through the sliding door of the mini van. Nick was trapped in his front seat. "NO PLEASE NOO DONT KILL ME!" Screamed Nick. "NO Nick...I'm going to do something much worse." ANd the Squeegy man raped Nick Savagely with the squeegy and wow.......I'm not getting into that. You have to realize when I write these I'm not the one whose writing em. So the author got bored with that detail and had the Squeegy man impale Nick with the Squeegy through the seat. Nick gurgle and bubbles and soap came out of his mouth. Then his body exploded in a big fountain of bubbles and soap that covered the whole front part of the car. The Squeegy man with his worked finished step out of the van to which he encountered two people a 100 ft tall Indian and an old plump man with glasses and wrinkles. After a moment of silence the Indian spoke in an Italian Accent "You dirty rat you killled my brother you dirty rat oooooooooo" Then the old man spoke and his words struck fear into the Squeegy Man. "I AM STRIKER WHERE'S WOLVERINE! TELL ME ABOUT CEREBRO! NOW ! TELL ME TO WILLIAM STRIKER WHERE IS WOLVERINE!" Then the old man came up to the squeegy man and slapped him across the face. "WHERE IS WOLVERINE! TELL ME ABOUT CEREBRO!" For once the Squeegy man was powerless and as he was slapped again his gasloine can was knocked out of his hands and it flew into the fire where it exploded. killing the Indian and Striker and leaving the Squeegy man Badly burned. After two agonizing minutes the Squeegy man got up just in time to see a shimmer and a series of clicks and three little red dots on his arm. They shined bright in his eyes. Then a whooosh and a small explosion and the Squeegy man had his arm shot off by a blue flame. Then with a *shink shink* here and a *shink shink* there and a deafening Triumphant Roar. The squeegy man was dead and the shimmer held up his spine and skull! The predator had only enough time to laugh until a burning tree fell on top of him and killed him. This being the last metaphor of the book to which one may find it on spark notes.com. The Truth is out there........ The End |