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Night of the Squeegy Man. Part 1 So Nick and his four friends were just average kids. They lived in average homes and they were content with their lives. His friend Lawrence worked at the "BK Lounge" and their friends Suzanne and Johnny. Suzanne worked at a water plant and devoted much of her time to pushing a button that released mercury into the water supply so that the people would buy bottled water. Johnny worked at a internship for the morgue. At night though he did some modeling because everyone said he looked like Johnny Depp. This being from the time he went to a club and the people thought he was THE Johnny Depp so they gave him everything free and he signed autographs and he got laid like no other. The four friends had the summer planned. They were going to take the red mini van up to the woods and camp out. This trip was going to make the summer the best ever. So they counted off the days. Then finally June came and they packed their things and headed towards THE JUNGLE!. No really they headed north of Washington to the Puget Sound area. AS they drive up to Washington they start telling stories while Nick drives and Johnny sleeps. Lawrence asks, " Hey wanna hear some ghost stories about the place we are about to go to?" Suzanne replies, "sure why not. This should be fun." Nick says anxiously, "Uhh how about not ya ever seen a horror movie? Ya notice that every time the one smart guy who says 'lets not tell any legends or wake up the dead' ya notice how they call him a scared lil idiot? And since they don't listen to him they end up unleashing some evil that kills them all?" Suzanne and Lawrence both stare at Nick with odd expressions on their faces. Lawrence finally breaks the silence by saying "Nick you are a scared lil idiot. Come on lets tell the ghosts stories. Who cares about any "unleashing of the dead"" Suzanne listens intently while Nick drives anxiously and night descends upon Puget Sound. Lawrence tells his tale in a scary low voice " So many many years ago there were some Indians who lived here and then the white man came and killed most of them off and that is how we got Manifest Destiny. So the Indians were enraged by this and placed a curse on the land. Soon after people started disappearing until one night. That fateful night there was a commotion in the town. A fire had started and out came demons from hell and they KILLED EVERYBODY INCLUDING THEIR SUMMONERS! And to this day there are demons still roaming these woods." Suzanne is covering her eyes and shaking her head. She then says, "Lawrence..I want you to go home and get murdered like the way you murdered that story." Nick interjects with, "wait...so your saying the whole of Puget sound is cursed? Including the city? So your suggesting that Demons.....come into the middle of the Puget Sound city and grab people? LAWRENCE I WANT YOU TO DIE BECAUSE YOU JUST KILLED THE ONLY LOVE I HAD FOR LOGIC! WHERE DOES YOUR TINY LIL BRAIN COME UP WITH THIS?!?!" Lawrence looks at them both in disgust...."Screw you guys, that story was deemed story of the day in Kindergarten." So they finally arrive at the park. They start to unload the cargo and set up camp so that they can rest for the night. Johnny however sits idly by. Nick then asks in exasperation, "Johnny what are you doing? We're trying to set up base camp so we can sleep and your not helping." Johnny, "I'm sorry mate. But see wha the pra' ablim is that I caunt do this type of work because itll ruin my clothez and I'll get all duhrty. Ya know wha Im sayin mate?" Nick looks at him in boiling frustration and then makes his move. With one swift motion he punches Johnny in the gut. Johnny goes down hard with a loud umf and a gaspign for air. Nick starts to chuckle, " O hahaha I'm sorry was that a "Blow"? HAHA! Now get up and help us set up the tents or the famous "Jack Sparrow " will be more uh....ok I give up there was some pun in there I just didn't get to it in time." Johnny gets up and proceeds to help them set up the tents. As they set up the tents a man is seen walking through the woods....carrying a squeegy with trail of soap behind him. After three hours of hard work the tents are set up and the four of them decide to have dinner. Nick notices a slight problem. "Guys.......we don't have any food. Nor do we have any cell phones or any way to contact civilization. O this is so cliché. No screw this we're all going into town and going to get food." So the whole gang jumps into the red station wagon and head for town for food and supplies. As they leave the tall man with the squeegy walks up to their camp. The kids go into town and pay for chips, popcorn, hot coca, guns, cell phones, rims and spinners for the car, a TV for entertainment and an oxyacetylene torch for welding. Suzanne "What in the hell is the blow torch for? WE'RE GOING CAMPING!" Nick "Luck favors the prepared darling, first off. Second off if you call this a blow torch again I'm going to weld you to the car and drive it off a cliff! This is an oxyacetylene torch and I'm going to use it for staving off any dem- I mean potential animals. Like bears or wolves." Lawrence looks at the camp with an astonished look. "LOOK AT MY ASTONISED EYES LOOKING AT THE CAMP! SOMEONE DESTROYED OUR CAMP!" They look at the camp and the tent is burned down and their items strewn about and ablaze. The only clue they had was the big burning letters in the ground. They simply read S & M. I mean SM........With soap all around the area...... Johnny "M-mate....look I've some cauntracts with some very important mooovie industries and I caunt die now. Not after what happened in Nightmare on Elm Street." Nick "I KNEW WE WOULD NEED THE OXYACETYLENE TORCH! I TOLD YOU!" Suzane "What is that?" Lawrence in a scared tone says, "O my God the suqeegy man....he's here. He's COME TO KILL US ALL!" |