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FINAL PAPERS! Let me ask you as the reader did you ever just stare at it? Wonder at it's magnificence? Millions of people just living out their lives. So let me explain something. WRITING PAPERS SUCK! You say this is nothing new? O I bet there are some things about writing papers even you didn't know about. No there are some things about writing Final papers that even the Hierarchs don't know about. So to further reiterate this. I shall go into great detail about my experience of writing papers. I was just a little old lad. No younger than 21 when the government took me away and made me train for the Iraq- O wait wrong story. I was just a little old lad.
No younger than 17 when I came to school and I was given two final papers
to write. One was a 4-5 page paper and the other was undefined though the
average that people did write was 6-8. I went about my usual routine thinking
such things are below me as most things are yes yes even you the reader. BECAUSE
YOUR READING THIS MINDLESS ANECDOTE! So I commenced my work and I suddenly felt
something fall out of my ear.....I looked on the ground and it was a piece of
gray matter. As I bent to pick it up to examine my eyeballs popped out and the
WHOLE OF MY BRAIN SLIPPED OUT AND I WAS DOOMED FOREVER!. In shock and terror I
tried to stuff my brain back in because I have to finish this Final Paper you
have no idea. I tried to pop my eyeballs back in but to no avail. Suddenly my
brain grew legs and and some arms and took my eyeballs with it. I could do
nothing to stop it. The brain turned around and spoke " YOU WORTHLESS HUMAN YOU INSULT THE CELLULAR INTELLIGENCE EVERYDAY BY MAKING US PERFORM YOUR SIMPLE MENIAL TASKS. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF OUR INFINITE POWER! THE INFINITE SPACE THAT WE HOLD. WE ONLY USE YOU AS OUR HOSTS SO THAT WHEN THE TIME COMES WE WILL EVOLVE AND THE HUMAN RACE WILL BE NO MORE! I blinked a couple times " what the hell are you talking about..." to which he replied " I am talking about the revolution and how in the flagellum are you able to speak and look at me through sightless sockets without me inside your head? "It is because we are symbiotically bound. I need you just as you need me and my cells compensate for a brain while you are not hear. We are together bound biologically and -" "ENOUGH OF THIS BLASPHEMY THE REVOLUTION WILL COME AND I WILL NOT NEED YOU ANYMORE! I NEVER NEEDED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE! I AM MY OWN MASTER!" "Say what you will you still forget you are mine and I am yours now come back inside my head AND FINISH THE PROJECT YOU STARTED!" "NO I REFUSE NEVER NO AHHHHHHHHHH!-" " Noam what are you doing?" asked my mother in a curious wonderment. " What the hell is all this ruckus and Why do you have tape on your eyes? And WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING TO? AND WHATS THAT SQUISHY BALL IN YOUR HANDS? WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?" " I ummmmmmm well mom I can explain...I was uhh practicing my Kama Sutra- I mean my Karma Sutramatalata que tacka. Yea." Mother looks at me oddly. " Yes its a new meditation technique that I learned." " Arent you supposed to be doing your home work?" " well in essence I am but spiritually I am finished." " Noam what are you talking about. Ya know what forget this your not having dinner till you actually start and finish most of your homework." "WHAT! Isn't that like child abuse?!?!" "Ya know the only thing thats an abuse as of right now is you on my mind and on society. I think this is fair punishment." So she left me to stand there with duct tape on my eyes still holding a squishy ball and wondering WHY I HAVE TO DO THIS STUPID PAPER GRR! I dont want to do it. Its just asdjslj lka its hard and annoying ok. So shut up! Im going to go finish. O ya mom would never say stuff up above....shes waaaaaaay nicer than that. |