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Drugs are bad Don’t do them Noam Im talking to you Noam Stop No The needle is bad Stop Noam: “ahhhhh it feels soooo goooooood” Darth vader: “NOoOoOO” *random bags of blood explode* Noams eyes glow red with anger And then he dies But wait There more The emperor comes in And shocks noam’s dead body And hey His heart starts back up Darth vader: “NOoOoOOO” *random bags of blood explode* *again* noam gets up gets needle stabs darth vader and injects him with heroine darth vader: “NOoOoOoO…ooooohhhhh” darth vader: “ahhhh” noam: “hahahaha” emperor: “Im afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when….your…friends…arrive” Nathan: *floats by the window in outerspace* Nathan:*because there is no pressure in outerspace he explodes and dies a horrible death* Chris Beeger staring at Nathan’s exploding body Chris Beeger: mmmm Bundt cake Darth vader: “NOoOoOoO” Darth vader: pulls out light saber and cuts off beegers head before he can take a bite Noam: *injects with more heroine* Noam: “ahhhhh….shiiiit…im outa heroine* Darth Vader: “NOoOoOoOOOOOOOOO” *Nathan’s blood covers the window* emperor: “NOo…wait…that’s not me…” emperor: “Im afraid the…windows just got fucking washed before your friend arrived” Darth Vader: “NOoOoOo” *random bags of blood explode* Noam: *pulls out light saber* *obviously high on heroine* Noam: *starts licking the light saber thinking it’s a ice-cream bar* Noam: *realizes his tongue is burned to a crisp but is so high he starts eating his own tongue* Darth vader: “NOoOoOOOO” *random bags of blood explode* Noam: *duuude I fink im over dosfing* Darth Vader: “NoOOOOoo*smack* emperor: *slaps Darth* “shut the fuck up” noam falls over dead noam then wakes up in bed with his mom and realizes it was all a dream He then has a taste in his mouth Looks over at his mom Noam: “NOoOoOoO” *random glasses of water explode* And then he pukes The end Ps: welcome to Santa Cruz noam and every night of trippy dreams that will never end…….. |