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Part 2 Night of the Squeegy Man. "Who in the hell is the squeegy man?" asked Nick in a hysterical tone. Lawrence fearfully replies, "the squeegy man was this guy who used to wash car windows at some gas station. One day the gas station caught fire and no one ever found his body but people who still roam that area.....are found dead in their cars with soap all over them." Suzanne says cynically, "That is the most messed up thing I have ever heard. A squeegy man who kills people........with a squeegy. NEAR A BURNED DOWN GAS STATION! LAWRENCE LOOK AROUND THERE IS NOT GAS STATION!. THIS IS THE GODAMN PUGET SOUND AREA. THERE IS NOTHING BUT TREES AND RIVERS!Z" Johnny interrupts fearfully, " N-n-no I caunt have this happen to me mate. I've got cauntracts with some very impo'tant moooovie producers and I don't want to die....not when my clothing line is at it's highest....No I caunt........." Suzanne interrupts that with, "SHUT UP JOHNNY DEPP OR I'LL HAVE YOU REAL DEPP IN THE GROUND!" Johnny taken aback,"No.......its Depp pronounced like Depp.....naught deep. May I remind you also of .... OOMF!" Johnny Depp is once again punched in the stomach and he goes down hard gasping for air. Suzane laughs "O I'm sorry Mr. Depp was that a "Blow" to you? HAHAHA!" Nick quickly states "No Suzanne we already used that joke....it's time for new material." Suzanne replies," O right....ummm HAHA! Sorry Mr. Depp did I punch you to Depply?" Johnny flips of Suzanne......... Nick says with a frustrated sigh, " Suzanne shut up.....That was a terrible joke. This also doesn't help our situation. Our tent is on fire, the woods are starting to burn, omnious music is playing while that squeegy man is standing next to the van." They all look horrified to see the Squeegy Man standing next to the mini van staring at them. He had a mask and a squeegy that was covered in soap. In the other hand he had a tank of gasoline. What was scary is how tall he was. He moved forward and then spoke. "Know that I am the great Squeegy Man and that you tread on my land. Now you shall die!" With one fell swoop he knocked Lawrence over and the other kids ran in terror, leaving Lawrence to die. They all hopped in the mini van and tried to start the engine but it failed. They were all panicking and there was nothing they could do but wait for the next day. Suzanne sobs hysterically " NO HE'S GOING TO KILL LAWRENCE! LAWRENCE NO! RUN!" Lawrence regained conciousness in time to scream when the Squeegy Man towered over him and killed him with his squeegy. Johnny says out of pure shock and terror, "MATE NO I CAUNT DIE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE MATE PLEASE NO DON'T LET 'IM KILL ME!" Nick says in terror " I CAN'T THE CAR WON'T START WERE SCREWED GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!" As soon as this was said the squeegy fell on the windshield, with a loud thud. Suaznne cried out loud, "NO HE'S WASHING OUR WINDOWS WITH LAWRENCE'S BLOOD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! AND SOAP!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GOING TO CLEAN THE CAR!" Johnny seriously freaked starts to scream and cry when all of a sudden he screams out....well alot louder than the other screams. "MATE MATE!!!!!!!!!! THE CAR IS SUCKING ME INTO THE SEAT! I'M SINKING INTO THE SEAT!" MATE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Nick and Suzanne desperately try to pull him out but to no avail. Johnny Depp was consumed my the rear seats. Two seconds later a fountain of soap and bubbles poors forth. Suzanne and Nick both scream at the top of their lungs. Will they be saved? What will happen next? Stay tuned for NIGHT OF THE SQUEEGY MAN PART 3! |